Mr. Fartboy

I am sorry that I missed this for weeks.  So why don't you fart a lot today? Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pppffft that was a fart pppfffftt that was another fart and both of them were real 

We're going to go to Yellowstone and Boston.  Yay!!!!!!!!   Weeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to jump on bears and ride them and horses and cows and snails and lightbulbs and fart on all of them.  That was a comedy, right?  hehhehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't wait to listen to my new iPod and play my PSP on the plane.  My mom thinks I'm going to do school work.  heh heh heh  hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi

My name is Ian and I own this website, so don't try anything stupid, ok? My mom owns "jetting With Ian" and started this for me. I am 8 years old. I am really excited to go all kinds of places on vacation soon. Yo, we're gonna be talking about cool stuff, so come back and read this again. Ppft, that is a fart. I like farting. So, bye! Pffft, I like farting some more, nonstop. Bye you doodie heads.